Good morning uncle and aunties,
I am happy today cause of my teacher gave me a chance to talk in front of you all. The main sebab i can talk here is because i get 18 points for my England test, and it is the most high in my class.
This day, i am going to talk about my cita-cita. I dream to be a white man. White man come from States of America United and so on. I want to become white man because i like to be so high like them. I like their white hair and the hair around their body is white too.
My teacher always ask me on how to catch my cita-cita. Since i do not have any States’s Ringgit with me, I just can color my black hair to white hair. but, my tabung have very little money, so, I just can buy wat the colour.
I try and try and try and after try and try and try, I lost my hair. I feel very not happy but my mother very happy. I know she happy because she laugh until eye water also coming out. She say I look very leng zai now because I look like Bruce Willis.
If I cannot go to States of America United, I want to being white man in this negara. With my powderful England, I can give a lot of extrasss classes to other peepals that do not knowing how to use England.
Terima Kasih.
4 comments:
LoL.
Direct Translation from Chinese (some of them).
What inspired you to write this post?
One of the many after effects of THE MAD RACE:
Becoming more MAD than before!
:D XP
haha...ahem...
who said im normal?
of course..ck chan was not even normal before..
Wrong.
Being MAD, IS, your NORMAL. :D XP
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